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Jack Marston

That little dude that roams around camp
Well well its Jack Marston again
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Jack Marston

A simple dinosaur commonly found in Ark Survival Evolved. It is cared greatly about by Micah Bell and is HATED by Dutch.
Micah Bell: “Damnnn, Jack Marston is looking AMAZING today! Level 50 champ!”
by Agent Milton February 2, 2019
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abigail marston

Wife of the main character John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. Mother of Jack Marston. Formerly named Abigail Roberts until she married John Marston in Red Dead Redemption 2. Former member of Dutch's game, which is run by Dutch Van Der Linde
"So, you saved the silly bastard's life then you and him go robbing sheep?" – Abigail Marston to Arthur Morgan.
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nate marston

A gay boy who loves to go to private schools and who has a very small penis and big dreams about having sex.
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Marston Magenta

1. The most faggetty shade of fuscia that one can imagine.
2. A color usually associated with non functioning inventions.
1. Phil chose Marston Magenta for his boyfriend's bedroom walls.
2. That square wheel would look good painted in Marston Magenta.
by Charlie Bear January 23, 2009
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classic john marston theme

A:did you play the epilage of red dead redemption 2
B:no
A; becasse they reused the classic john marston theme in it
by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021
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Marstonism

The phenomenon where men worship women and work tirelessly to promote the idea of women in power. Not into gender equality so much as the idea of women dominating men. Everyone suspects a sexual fetish is at root, but it's just filed away under feminism. Named for William Moulton Marston, the creator of Wonder Woman and the member of a woman-worshipping sex cult, who modeled his superhero character after his sexually dominant wife and wrote her as a female power figure in order to push an agenda of women's dominance over men (No, really. Google it). Related to masochism but different for the gender-specific part.
People say Alan is into feminism, but he's really just into Marstonism. He likes women kicking ass but at heart just wants them to spank his.
by Allacrim July 18, 2017
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