Maroon 5 

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

Maroon 5 by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011

maroon 5 

A great band in a music industry today where you can get by with talentless guitarists and overwrought whiny emo lyrics (see Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, etc.) The band is a blend of rock,pop, and funk. The musicians are all very talented especially lead guitarist Adam Levine. The band has gotten a bad rep because emo kids don't like the happy, upbeat lyrics. Theres no depression or cutting of wrists in Maroon 5's music so why should emo kids care?

Maroon 5 is a great band

maroon 5 by ChewyIsMyCoPilot October 8, 2005

Maroon 5 

When 5 males decide to have a male orgy. When this occurs, they all expel their bowels on each other whilst cumming everywhere.

Adam Levine: GUYS! GUYS! We should have a male orgy!!!
*Orgy begins*
Adam Levine: AAAAGH! AAAAGH! *poop comes from his butt hole* after this, we should make a band! It will be called Maroon 5 because there is 5 of us, and our penises are all brown from the poop.

Maroon 5 by Hadvar's pimp December 30, 2011

Maroon 5 

A pop/rock/indie band (formerly known as Kara's Flowers) made-up of:
Adam Levine - vocals, rhythm guitar
Jesse Carmichael - keys
Mickey Madden - bass guitar
Matt Flynn - drums
James Valentine - lead guitar

As of 2011, they have 3 studio albums - Songs About Jane, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, and Hands All Over. All of their songs are fantastic, and all you have to do is listen to them if you don't believe me.

Maroon 5 is also AMAZING live!

J: Brianna, what are you listening to on your iPod?
B: Maroon 5, of course! I have all of the songs on shuffle
J: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Don't you ever get tired of their music?
B: NO!!

Maroon 5 by THE Future Mrs. Levine February 21, 2011

Maroon 5 

A once good band who sadly sacrificed being original and making good music for being lame and boring and dishing out the same generic uninspired single every 6 months. At this point it isn't even Maroon 5 anymore, since it's just Adam Levine and some generic top 40 producer.

Guy1: Have you heard that new Maroon 5 song "Girls Like You?"
Guy2: That song sucks! Maroon 5 hasn't been a good band since they came out with that Moves like Jagger crap, it was all down hill from there.

Maroon 5 by Icy Wyte August 16, 2018

Maroon 5 

act of grabbing a girl's ass at a Maroon 5 concert at your local college.

Variation: To maroon 10 someone is to grab their ass with both hands.

Johnny decided to maroon 5 the girl(s) and therefore was written up by public safety.

Maroon 5 by NH November 15, 2004

maroon 5 

great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers

I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.

maroon 5 by love_music August 23, 2004