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1) Cute Beaver-like Animal

2) Insulting word for an Overweight Man/Woman
You Fat Marmot!
marmot by Jack Lambert January 26, 2004
A shexy female assassin who shall destroy the sith ninjas and take their panda eggs!
And then eat some cottage cheese later.
Gimme those panda eggs! *yoink*
Marmot by Roasted Marmot June 11, 2005
These little squirrel fuckers who are like a fat little groundhog wankstick looking little bastard. Cool as fuck, but WILL steal your sandwich if left unattended, but maybe only Idaho marmots (which smoke meth because Idaho). Little cunts scream too. It's great. Hang out on the railroad ties in Spokane. They're great.
Joe: Look at that chunk bitch go!
Fred: "that's a Marmot you stupid california fuck"
Marmot by DIRKHARDPEC January 5, 2019

Marmot Hat 

The most awesome type of hat ever created. It's made by shooting a marmot, skinning it and turning it into a hat.
Marmot Hat by Almana December 15, 2010

"marmot teasing" 

In video production, the act of pulling all of the elements of your film or video together, so they make a cohesive storyline. Taken from the idea that it is a fun thing to do, but can be a pain to undertake. Like marmot teasing.
I was up until 3 AM "marmot teasing", but I think the DVD looks good.

Marmot Dream 

Having a dream in which you have sexual intercouse with an ugly person of the opposite sex
Albert: Dude, i just had a marmot dream...

Lance: Who did u fuck?

Albert: Gaby...

Lance: WOAH that's gross...
Marmot Dream by Luchao February 21, 2009