Marlin

Marlin is the most attractive guy u will ever meet, he also has the biggest dick u will find so keep him and don’t lose him. He is very loyal and loves to party.

Marlin gave me the best ride last night

by Almighty god October 27, 2019

marlin

To respond with great exclamation and anger when on the receiving end of criticism (most often intentional baiting). The recipient acts in the same manner as a marlin jumping from the water when hooked by a fisherman.

Dude 1: I saw your girlfriend, she's an absolute scrag
Dude 2: Hey! Fuck you fuckhead! Don't be talking shit about my girl!
Dude 1: Ha Ha... Sucked in ya marlin!

by Rastus P July 5, 2006

marlins

a big fish that lives in the sea and is often caught by fishermen 4 food

a marlin is a big fish

by pimp daddy dollars October 26, 2004

Marlin

a crazy redneck who enjoys smoking and drinking very large amounts, often is too drunk or high to care about shit found in Hallettsville on the weekend at parties smoking and drinking not giving a damn. Often uses the words mother fucking in every other sentence.

damn marlin this party is crazy as fuck

by mtgj March 9, 2011

Marlin

When you jump into a swimming pool side ways with your hand by your side and while in the air you move your body around.

I did a marlin into our pool last summer.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Marlin

Marlin is very very annoying and disrepectful. He needs to learn to let other people live. He is a very rude person and doesn't know how to do anything and tries to steal people's boyfriend. He is almost too gay to live.

Marlin is very gay.

by hicookiesaregood January 22, 2020

Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!

When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.

by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007