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Marlboro Reds

the REAL cowboy smokes, all the other smokes are for pussys and reds are for real black lunged cowboyz
byson: playboy, let me get demz!
clerk: whish onez cuz?
byson: *points* them reds, them marlboro reds them true cowboyz smokez
clerk: oh ye, no doubt no doubt themz da cowboyz smokes dawg
byson: u know it my mayn!
clerk: datd be 4.99 cuz
byson: i got chu, i got chu.
Marlboro Reds by BYSON BABY December 18, 2009

marlboro reds

cigs sex cowboy killa best cigs eva made bitch
i just smoked a marlboro reds the other day it felt like sex
marlboro reds by skeeet May 18, 2009

marlboro reds

super intense cigarettes manufactured by marlboro. short filter. mostly chemicals.
person 1: Dude, you wanna smoke some marlboro reds?
person 2: Nah, i'd rather just suck on the tail pipe of my car.
person 1: werd dude. thats flavor country right there.
marlboro reds by DanBil April 24, 2008

Marlboro Reds

Lung blackening, like smoking a chimney ciggarettes. Generally smoked by Fat old men seeper twit.
A. Set me a Brown.
B. Ok here you go (Hand a cigarette)
A. Ahhhh, Na man not Marlboro Reds They make your heart blead for 30 mins.
B. (Takes Ciagrette Back)
Marlboro Reds by random unit May 28, 2004

Marlboro Reds

Made up of the tobacco scraped up off the floor at the Marlboro factory
Cheap labor is too expensive to waste, so we wrapped up what we saved and named them proudly Marlboro Reds
Marlboro Reds by Baphomet666 June 21, 2006

marlboro reds

One of the better human killer of the recents centuries.
One of the richer industry on earth.
International court is trying to judge marlboro Reds, Adolph Hitler ... for humanity crime
marlboro reds by rubenxela October 25, 2007