Heaven sealed in a red box. Marlboro's are yummy cigarettes that give you a delighful head rush that sets you flying away. I inhale it deep, and let the smoke slowley rush out of my mouth/nose.
by Kiddo xx December 9, 2008

Marlboro reds are a popular short filtered cigarette with a smooth taste. Relaxes you and when angry helps calm you down.
by Rourke April 12, 2008

hands down the best cigarette in existance. Some people call them "cowboy killers" but other people call them the best motherfuckin cigarette ever. but other than that there is NOTHING better than gettin a pack of Reds and if you get anything other than marlboro reds you are retarded
chilly: i need a cig.
adam: want me yo steal a couple from my dad
chilly: hell no! he smokes parliament's. I got a pack of Marlboro Reds
adam: tru lets go i need one too
adam: want me yo steal a couple from my dad
chilly: hell no! he smokes parliament's. I got a pack of Marlboro Reds
adam: tru lets go i need one too
by shortkid69 January 9, 2010

Best cigarette on the market. Gives you an amazing nicotine rush. Word of warning not for beginners or pussy bitches. If you're a beginner smoker smoke lights then work up to reds.
by RoboticParrot April 4, 2010

Best Cigarettes in the world
Smooth taste
Easy going down if your used to it
Not for the weak smokers
Not a great starter cigarette
Ref cowboy killers
Smooth taste
Easy going down if your used to it
Not for the weak smokers
Not a great starter cigarette
Ref cowboy killers
Person 1: Hey can I bum one? Mine are in the car.
Person 2: You know I don't smoke Marlboro Reds
Person 1: Screw that... Ill be back
Person 2: You know I don't smoke Marlboro Reds
Person 1: Screw that... Ill be back
by Lyssa Ann January 25, 2011

Simply the best cigarettes put on Earth. For the people who say "they're too strong", it's not true, it's just because you're TOO WEAK and probably aren't even a real smoker.
by RESTI1 January 11, 2010

by skeeet May 18, 2009
