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Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.
Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
by MSA6219 October 2, 2009
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Moritz

"Moritz" is a German term for a guy with an unusual large penis. The term has frequently been used in porn, especially German Dungeon porn
"Did you see this guy's dick? It's fucking huge!"
"Yeah, he's a real Moritz"
by TomTom TimTim January 24, 2020
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Marizelle

She is the most amazing girl you would ever met. She is always there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on. She will always listen but she will never tell her problems.

She is one of the mosy beautiful girls you will ever find. If you find one keep her and never let her go and she is the funniest girls ever

She is beautiful.
Hi marizelle
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marize

Marize is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, she’s really crazy and is very funny. Marize is very talented and is always keen to be skipping class, however they still try their hardest! She will always be there for you and can ALWAYS tell the difference between a good person and a bad person. Marize is most definitely a heather and is the perfect girlfriend!
Hey Marize! You’re so amazing!
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St. Moritz Apartments

A classic hollywood apartment building which was build in the 1920's and is located on sunset blvd.

The building has a long history and has been accompanied by guest such as Judy Garland and Robert Downy Junior, who received his first drug bust there. Former heavyweight boxing contender Mike "the bounty hunter" Hunter was murdered by plain clothes detectives on the roof during a drug sting gone wrong in 2006.
I would love to live in the St. Moritz Apartments but I need to have a kitchen and I'm not too fond of being murdered....
by Luketrizzy October 3, 2013
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Mauritz

Hot, Intelligent, Has a crazy personality, attractive, sexy, Lawless, free, has a great body. A beast on bed, never leaves a woman unsatisfied.
When she looked into Mauritz eyes, she had over 7 orgasms.
by zeveneights May 15, 2011
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Marit

A very energetic, cheery, happy and spontaneous girl. She can be so active it can be kinda annoying. Some people think she's obnoxious, but actually she is the besy, nicest, most suporting and best person you'll ever meet. Marit is good at basically everything she does. And she is also very pretty. Your life isn't complete without a Marit.
Today i was sad, but then Marit came and cheered me up! She is so amazing!
by Marittt April 28, 2015
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