Marcellus
A shitty Syracuse suburb in Upstate New York. No one has ever met a person from here, in fact its debatable if the town even exists. The only thing the town is known for is its miles of reeking manure farms and several rednecks that were too wild to be allowed to live within Syracuse. There is no chance of surviving this strange wrong turn town, especially when you take the road with 13 curves that kills everyone. So just stay on Interstate 81 and avoid this trap.
Redneck from Marcellus: "Wanna buy some corn, grown fresh here in Marcellus?"
Customer from Marcellus: "That's not corn, it's weed. Give me a few grams."
Customer from Marcellus: "That's not corn, it's weed. Give me a few grams."
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