manaise

spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.

After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.

by Robby June 10, 2003

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

mayonaise

one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins

Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise

by smashingpumpkinsrule November 9, 2012

Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011

malenaise

The white creamy substance usually produced when a man orgasms, not to be confused with mayonnaise

Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?
Ernest: *sniggers*
Glen: ...
Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"
Glen: *goes to spew up*

by Hand Solo July 12, 2006

mayonaise sandwich

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.

That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich

by BigBoy June 7, 2004

bull dog eating mayonaise

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina

Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

by hamman May 14, 2005