manuregasm

a phallic shaped peice of fecal matter that is frozen and is inserted into an abdominal orifice. similar deviant fecal relate acts include, a cleveland steamer or a hot carl

Her palor faded as I suggested we try a new sex trick named the manuregasm.

by Mr Allen May 20, 2008

Manorexia

When a man doesn't eat for a prolonged period of time, not because he has self-image issues, but because he has simply forgotten that he was supposed to eat regularly.

"Wait, when was the last time you ate?"
"Uhhhh...yesterday?"
"Dude, that's a serious case of manorexia right there."

by thekeegan January 13, 2012

manorexia

When a man is afflicted with anorexia
(i.e. really skinny guy who thinks hes fat)
Poor poor souls, i worry about these people.

Manorexia guy: gawd! i dont even fit into size -12 anymore!
Manorexia guy2: dont worry dude lets just not eat for a month to teach ourselves a lesson.

by Immi_callmepnk January 2, 2009

Manorexia

It's a working temporery version of "Anorexia", which only males are capable of. A male that is not satisfied with how built his body is because he has a little beer belly and the chicks he is banging. So he eats very little, downs fat burners, works out like the incredible hulk curling Abram tanks and benching Rosie O'Donnell and squatting Oprah, until he gets the results he wants and goes back to banging hotter chicks continuing his life before Manorexia.

guy 1: Yo, remember tony?

guy 2: Yeah, he's the somewhat big guy back in college...

guy 1: Yeah, he went Manorexia mode and got big man!

guy 2: Yo there's tony right there! =\...is that...what the fuck!

guy 1: Yo! that's my bitch and your bitch! >=( fucker...we would kick his ass if he wasn't so damn huge...bastard...

by TheOriginalProffesor December 7, 2011

Manorexia

A psychological disorder among males where one's self-image is over-inflated to include greater height, weight, strength, intelligence or genital endowment, contrary to one's actual physical appearance, sexual or mental capacity.

Greg's manorexia made him believe he could fend off his two Somoan attackers. But at 5'3" and 100 lbs he was no match.

by lvtoth October 5, 2008

manorexia

The disease of anorexia found in a man.

"Damnit, Chase only had a little piece of chicken for lunch. I think he is developing manorexia."

by ally g November 13, 2007

manertia

–noun
1. male inertness, esp. with regard to effort, motion, action, and the like; inactivity; sluggishness.
2. Physics of a man NOT in motion.
a. the property of man by which he retains his state of rest or his velocity along a straight line so long as it is not acted upon by an external force, such as his partner asking him to do something.

Your father fell asleep on the couch again. It's manertia at work.

by mennapping May 15, 2009