manswer

A real or desperately invented answer by a man who feels that he must prove his manhood by trying to sound like he knows everything. The manswer is often a serious response to a casual question, to a joke, or to a general comment that requires no answer at all or is not directed toward the man.

She: "I just read that Guatemalan jaguars are attracted to Obsession for Men cologne."

He (driven to give a manswer): "Guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it's obvious that they're attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes."

by XXvsXY February 24, 2011

manswer

when a guy gives you a one word answer, on texting or IMing or myspace/facebook.

these are manswers:
IDK.
LOL.
Ya.
haha.
yep

by rawr rawr time March 1, 2009

manswered

When a woman makes a statement that is wrong and needs to be corrected by a man.

Woman: I love dry braised green beans
Man: The words "dry" and "braised" don't go together. You mean dry sauteed green beans.
Man: Manswered!

by All that is Man. February 7, 2014

Testicular Manswer

The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises

Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.

by MetalBoundBlast April 22, 2010

Manswer

The complete detail-intensive answer to a question. See: chick answer

Unlike her chick answer, I gave a complete well informed manswer to the question.

by Extremejutsu February 18, 2023

Manswer

When a person (mostly a man) asks a stupid question and answers it in a stupid way. Like the show Manswers.

Man 1: How do boobs float?? Is it because they're big??
Man 2: No one cares about your manswer, please shut up.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021

Manswer

Male viewed response that includes misogynistic views and/or speaking to a person with innuendos when they don't really know them.

That's such a manswer.
Bruh, stop with your manswers.

by <3That Betch<3 August 20, 2023