Not destroying your balls
by Arandombisexual March 08, 2021
While the rationale behind manspreading is perfectly valid, to single this problem onto men is just plain ridiculous. This has nothing to do with gender, it's simply a matter of public etiquette. If a girl spreads her legs out while the bus is jam packed with people, people would be pretty pissed too.
Do not listen to any feminist suggestions. Instead, every man and human should simply stick to this guide:
1) When the bus/metro capacity is under 25%, spread your legs as you so desire
2) When the bus/metro capacity is 25-75%, generally spreading is fine as people have other seats to choose from
3) When the bus/metro capacity is over 75%, it's best to play it safe and tuck your legs because people will likely want to sit in the adjacent seat
See also: leg spreading
Do not listen to any feminist suggestions. Instead, every man and human should simply stick to this guide:
1) When the bus/metro capacity is under 25%, spread your legs as you so desire
2) When the bus/metro capacity is 25-75%, generally spreading is fine as people have other seats to choose from
3) When the bus/metro capacity is over 75%, it's best to play it safe and tuck your legs because people will likely want to sit in the adjacent seat
See also: leg spreading
Me: You know what misses me off so much? When people leg spread on the bus. There was this guy who freakin' blocked two seats with his legs on the bus. Like, I ain't gonna complain about that if the bus was half empty, but the bus was full and there was an old lady who wanted to sit down but the guy was too busy on his phone to notice her.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 09, 2021
Feminist: Excuse Me, Can You Stop Manspreading Please? We Need That Seat To Discuss Instagram
Man: Fuck Off You Feminist Scum.
Man: Fuck Off You Feminist Scum.
by Infinity0706 March 19, 2018
*Man sitting on bus has his legs just enough apart not to neuter himself*
Feminist:"HOW DARE YOU TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM DISGUSTING MANSPREADING PIG!"
Feminist:"HOW DARE YOU TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM DISGUSTING MANSPREADING PIG!"
by PowderMonkeyDeezNuts May 31, 2022
The biological need to have your testicular temperature lower than 25 ºC for male fertility. This temperature in required for the process of sperm development, or spermatogenesis, to proceed normally. The testicular blood supply is also specialized to help maintain a lower scrotal temperature.
"STILL, MANSPREADING IS WRONG"
But that's why we have our testicles out of our body and not inside...
"WHAT ABOUT IT, CIS-GENDERED WHITE MALE"
But that's why we have our testicles out of our body and not inside...
"WHAT ABOUT IT, CIS-GENDERED WHITE MALE"
by sweetradiation February 01, 2017
The act of sitting down so as to not smash one's testicles uncomfortably between ones thighs. Often found offensive by women that are either ignorant of the male anatomy, live in a fantasy world where everyone has a vagina and unicorns are real, or simply want to castrate the opposite sex out of pure, unadulterated, hate-filled sexism. In either case it's a term used in bigotry.
by YellowSmurf December 20, 2018
Something the buzzfeed YouTube channel doesn't know the definition of. Also commonly overexaggerated by third-wave feminists.they say things like "oh,you don't need 24 inches between your knees!no.we don't.we need only around 3-5 .usually that's to the very edge of OUR SEAT.as in,it doesn't go ON YOURS.like the borders of the seat are a box,the legs usually don't go out of that box.
(In video) Look!there are only 5 or so people on this subway train and he is lying down!that only leaves around 5-7 seats for the rest of us! Manspreading misogynistic shit!
by PlatinumBeast April 02, 2017