missaphobia

The sudden feeling of jealousy when friends and family are doing something extremely fun and you can't be there

Amanda and Shawn are going to Epcot tonight my missaphobia is starting to set in

by shamill April 13, 2014

Maniphobia

Fear of Jack Manifold. You just want to beat him up but are also terrified of him and he's so scary. He also has an amazing voice and that makes it scary because he is similar to a siren. Jack Manifold also endorses among us which is a sin.

Humorist: I have Maniphobia.
Jack Manifold arrives

by Humorist May 5, 2021

mariaphobia

mariaphobia is the phobia of Maria. Maria is watching me type this right now, so much pressure... I think it's making me develop mariaphobia.

Nerissa: I think Maria is watching you.
Athena: OMG I THINK I'M DEVELOPING MARIAPHOBIA!!!!!!!!!!

by totallynotathena December 10, 2021

Massophobia

The fear of massages

“Please don’t give me a massage, I have massophobia”

by Kakarot_Cat November 26, 2017

Magaphobia

The fear or hatred of President Donald Trump, his supporters, opponents who don’t suffer from Trump Derrangement Syndrome, the United States, or western civilization. Symptoms include total disregard for facts, rock hard confirmation bias, dick size decrease, deeming Trump supporters bigots without evidence, defamation, anti-semitism, or advocating for unjust siezure of property, also known as socialism.

Trump supporter: I think we should lower the corporate tax rate so that it is not higher than China’s.

Don Lemmonhead: RACIST CLASSIST!

TS: I think we should make abortion illegal after the heartbeat is detectable.

DL: RASIST SEXIST!

TS: I think we should be able to keep our guns because gun violence has decreased by 46% in the time that gun ownership increased 51%.

DL: GENOCIDAL RACIST!

Narrator: this is magaphobia, Don Lemmonhead is a magaphobe and is magaphobic.

by King Conservative April 3, 2019

Maskaphobia

Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask

The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask

by Hailey Comet May 2, 2020

MAGAphobia

Fear of Trump's antics as president

I have MAGAphobia after Trump's last tweet!

by lincoln.abraham November 13, 2017