land manatee

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.

Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.

by truehustla October 22, 2010

Macrat

Derived (by Alex) from the noun "Packrat", someone with the unnatural and unhealthy compulsion to collect old, outdated, strange or useless Macintosh Computers.

"I just nabbed an SE and a G3 all in one from the dump!" "Geez you're almost as big a Macrat as Grant!"

by dvsjr May 6, 2006

Mandatory Party Time

This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.

Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.

by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019

The Full Manhattan

Giving someone the total up and down scan and back again

"Did he even see you:"
"See me? Heck yes. He gave me the full Manhattan"
"Really? He checked you out from head to toe?"
"Yes. And back again. That's why it's the FULL Manhattan"

by Sacha. February 6, 2015

mandatory sex party

A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road.

Allie: So, how was your costume party last night?
Roger: It turned out to be a mandatory sex party.
Duncan: Those actually exist???

by Alliestalker October 14, 2009

Dr. Manhattan

A fictional superhero from Alan Moore's comic Watchmen who is completely blue. He is uneffected by natural laws such as gravity, and has blue man junk with which he has banged many women such as the Silk Spectre ( a fellow crime fighter). He also prefers to go around stark naked.

If you really need an example, go to a Borders or something and ask for a worthwhile comic. (Apparently I have to write "Dr. Manhattan" for this to work. So here)

by Blasian94 November 9, 2010

Manhattan Shade

The act of lowering your own rent by charging new roommates more.

Person 1: "How can you afford all of these new toys...isn't your room like $800/month?"

Person 2: "Nah, I'm pulling the Manhattan Shade on my two new roommates...they're each paying $400 more than the guys who moved out. Suckas."

by kavehcito September 28, 2009