Manatee joke

A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described

"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?

by Jlarge November 14, 2007

Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.

Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."

by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006

Manmayee

Manmayee is a great girl. She has the biggest smile, and will always light up your day. She’s beautiful, kind, smart and utterly fabulous. She can be serious, but incredibly funny, and will make you laugh sooo hard. Never lose a friend like Manmayee. You’ll be depressed for life of you do.

“Wow, I wish Manmayee was MY friend”
“Well, too bad, she’s too cool!”

by Dying_in_a_swimming_pool January 13, 2020

swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men

He went swimming with the manatees last weekend

by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016

manatee

The only mammals that are completely unmoved by terrorst threats.

Family Guy is written by manatees? Of course, it all makes sense now.

by Danny MacFanny March 28, 2009

Manatee High School

A high school which contains mostly chronic stoners, alcohol abusers, freshmen with experience, and oh so lovely education.

Tim: I'm moving to a new high school.

Jim: Which one?

Tim: Manatee High School.

Jim: You're going to get jumped.

Tim: (sad face)

by Doesn't Matter :| April 14, 2009

Maneater

She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far

(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

Ooh
Oh, here she comes
Here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh, here she comes
(Watch out)
She's a maneater
Oh, here she comes
(She's a maneater)
Ooh, she'll chew you up
(Oh, here she comes)
Here she comes, she's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
(Watch out)
She'll only come out at night, ooh
(Oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
She's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
The woman is wild ooh
(Oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh, here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
(Oh, here she's comes)
Yeah yeah she's a maneater
(Oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
She's watching and waiting ooh
(Oh, here she comes)
Oh, she's a maneater

by Death Menace August 18, 2022