The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).

The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.

Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.

by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 26, 2010

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Malcness

1.)The unexplained way a person named Malcolm or any name starting with "Malc" is liked. 2.)The swag of a person with a name starting with "Malc"

That kid Malcolm oozes malcness.....

by NOBDY00 November 16, 2009

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manliness

1. The quality of being manly and masculine.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.

Damn, Mark ALMOST won the heart of that hottiemonjaro girl at the club! Even though he impressed her with his manliness (having won a few barfights, showing off a few signature moves, his looks, and his muscles), he really did NOT impress her when he dropped his pants, revealing his small excuse for manliness!

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Mark H. Showing off my manliness at posting new slang defs at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H November 11, 2005

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Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.

Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.

by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006

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Manliness

What is epitomized in the book an alphabet of manliness. This is charecterized by any action such as kicking babies, beating hippies, chugging hot sauce, and getting tucker max drunk.

I am maddox, I often do random acts of Manliness.

by Ash Williams July 15, 2006

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