mansterooni

A person who slaps their thighs together

Some sluts are Mansteroonis

by Frankane April 13, 2015

Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant

Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.

by Kizzler May 6, 2013

Manstress

The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.

Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"

Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."

by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016

mangitis

Inflammation of the mangina. Symptoms include irritability, cramping, bloating, bitchiness, mood swings, and other symptoms related to the female menstrual cycle. Etiology is primarily in men can be from all age groups.

Robert sure is cranky today, I wonder if his mangitis is flaring up again.

by Archadamj June 27, 2010

Mangstew

it means "let me help you bro."

also you could use it as a term for a friend

your friend: bro, im so throwed rite now. my shirt is soaked in vomit, and i lost one of my shoes. can you pick me up?

You: Mangstew! yeah bro where you at ill get clean you up.

by mc wolfman November 28, 2009

manstrapped

1. when a woman has a man hold her purse for her, he has been manstrapped
2. when a woman has been whipped by a man, she has been manstrapped
3. when a woman dates a man and stops seeing her friends, she has been manstrapped

Denise manstrapped Frederick when she had him hold her purse for her while she went to the washroom.

by Dahlia R October 16, 2008

Manstopper

Can refer to any large caliber gun or bullet that will immediately "stop" a person with one hit. You might live from receiving a limb shot. But there is little to no chance of surviving a hit to the head or body. .50 AE, .45 ACP and .357 Magnum are popular calibers know as manstoppers. The larger the better.

Dirty Harry didn't mess around. His .44 Magnum was an absolute manstopper. Do you feel lucky punk?

by MRocco October 30, 2010