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Mingemonger

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.
That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!
by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022
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Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"
by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011
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LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.
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Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Mangaminx

A Youtuber from the UK who uploads Let's Play videos. Often curses in large amounts. She only plays horror games, and gets scared very, very easily. Probably the best Let's Play-er in history.
Man, I love Mangaminx, she is SO hilarious!
by SkullratSG January 23, 2011
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Management Trainee

A taxi driving, car washing, over worked, under paid person in their mid twenties wasting their college degree on learning to take it up the poop shoot from bitchy customers who can't fathem paying for a rental car.
I have a degree in animal biology. Yet, I'm a Management Trainee. Spending my days washing cars in a suit and tie in 90 degree weather for a whopping 10.46 per hour.
by eracer March 27, 2009
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Management

The institution of watching without working, usually accompanied with a significantly higher salary.
Person 1: "Did anyone else notice the guy sleeping in the crew room earlier?"

Person 2: "No, man, he's with management."
by Drakeswarm October 30, 2010
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