Mandiant

verb: To litter a report with terms like Advanced Persistent, Persistent Advanced, Advanced Threat, Persistent Threat, where the country of China is mentioned no less than twenty times

"We haven't sold anything this year. We need to mandiant this report!"

by happy go chan April 9, 2013

mandicate

the act of chewing or eating something; masticating

charlie danforth mandicated my cock

by belge0010 June 13, 2008

Manditation

A invitation to a function that is mandatory.

jim: hey did you get the invitation to the bosses Christmas party?

Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..

by trojanpride December 13, 2010

mandibating

action of a longlegged spider rapidly bobbing up and down on the spot - usually in a corner of the ceiling.- for no apparent reason except maybe to unnerve the viewer

''eeww! look a spider''
''what the hell is it doing''?
''it's being weird..it's...it's..mandibating''
''oh god i hope it's not getting ready to leap''
''AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH''......runs from room.

by oakie noo January 1, 2011

Mandicapped

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.

Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

by Mandicapped1995 May 31, 2018

Mandicapped

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.

Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen

by the epster July 8, 2010

madication

a psychotropic medication used to treat symptoms of mental illness

haloperidol, duloxetine, diazepam, risperidone ect.

What do you want from me bastards, Ive just had my madication!

by mad_man_ November 8, 2009