manmoon

When someone gets in trouble for having weed in their room because it smelled even though they weren't the ones causing the smell; when someone gets arrested, guns drawn, for drinking in their room, but later make jokes with the cops and become BFF, leading to their release without jailtime and a warrant, dead or alive, if seen in hassayampa ever again. All of this leads to the definition.....a disguise tattooed onto the face to make one look like there is a moon on them (rather than a moonman, manmoon's opposite, which is a man on the moon).

Tony Christensen is a manmoon.

by Quail Man Jr. February 9, 2009

Macoon

A macoon is a swag word typically said in a high pitched voice, it can mean anything you want it to mean. It originates from the giant MACDONALDS built in Minecraft but due to the fact that Minecraft is all cubes it looked more like MACOON then MACDON so yeah macoon was born

Wow you hair is so macoon today!
My dad died today:( macoon

by Hotcumdaddy October 17, 2021

manpoon

equivalent to using the word poon in a sentence, it refers to the male genitalia.

Jess: That dude is hot.
Joan: I would so tap that manpoon.

by jbonbon September 30, 2008

Manpoon

It is when a man has the squirts or loose stools and needs to use some roll toilet paper like a tampoon to catch or absorb shit. It avoids a man to have shit streaks on his underwear.

Man I need to go to the bathroom to get a manpoon or my girlfriend will think that I shit myself.

by JBCE July 20, 2008

Mancooch

A women with no tits. (It makes it feel like you are have sex with a mancooch)

Check this shorty out...She has a mancooch.

by TCCO November 1, 2003

crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋

I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.

by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021

Manboon

A man with a red glowing ass

John fell while snowbording and his ass looked like a manboon.

by Swewolf90 December 30, 2011