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Manchin

Someone who claims affiliation with a political party but actually works in favor the opposition to that party, despite any trite offerings to the contrary.
If it wasn't for that Manchin, the majority party have passed more laws reflecting the will of a majority of The People.
by Cartoonvillain June 23, 2021
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manchild

A male who is "of age" but still has the emotional/mental capacity of a child.

Completely incapable of making decisions regarding women, "manning up" when appropriate or discussing anything maturely, manchildren are becoming increasingly more frequent.

Manchildren will have notable traits such as thinking that they are somewhat different to other men because they have no emotional baggage, will find most immature humour widely entertaining and will have not been in a serious relationship, EVER. Longest relationship will be between 1-3 months.

When discussing important things, a man child will look at the floor and remain silent, pretend nothing is wrong at the time and then once out of sight drop into radio silence or will give you the "rabbit caught in the headlights" look.

However, man children are tempting challenge for women and more often than not an older women will take a man child under her wing as he will be impressed with her "at ease and coolness" and she will be taken back at his emotional naivety.

A man child is very easy to train in the ways of the bedroom.
"I was trying to talk about where the relationship with Tom is going and he acted fine but I haven't heard from him since. He's such a manchild!"

"Dave has no clue how to handle this situation, he's such a man child"

"Look at that fittie! Pity, I bet he's a man child"
by Blondie636 October 15, 2011
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Manchin

Tiny, useless invertebrate incapable of making a decision until it’s made for him.
Stop being such a Manchin and make a decision already.
by Yak-Shavings October 5, 2018
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manchild movie

A kids' movie for adults.
He asked me to come see Deadpool with him, but I'm not into manchild movies.
by funeralbitch September 14, 2016
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Manchild

A man who has a mommy complex like no other. He is extremely needy and will want a woman to "take care of his needs" eg. satisfy his insatiable thirst for chocolate milk, tucking him into bed at night, packing a lunch for him etc...
Johnny was such a manchild he made Julie put on his socks in the morning.
by psychobunny January 8, 2009
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Manchildnapping

the involuntary taking of a person over the age of 18 without indulging them with a location how long they'll be gone or when they'll return
friend 1: get in the car

friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys
by mignoculus December 20, 2016
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Fu Manchin

A poor attempt at growing a beard resulting in sparse amounts of long hairs growing from the bottom of the chin, resulting in a cross between a soul patch and a Fu Manchu. They are common among young teenagers and men of low testosterone who feel they are capable of growing a full beard.
My brother thinks he's got a badass beard. I can't bear to tell he has a Fu Manchin...
by Smartone67010 February 7, 2012
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