Manscuse

Lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things.

His Manscuse for not getting a table was, "I didn't know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so I decided to just wait for you."

by Frances Goodman August 11, 2007

Manassist

The action of man assisting a woman because he assumes she can't do it herself.

"Did you see that guy try to manassist me by holding the door open? Like no thanks, I can open my own door."

by theusername04 April 10, 2019

Manassas Park

The small ass town with nothing to do. The school system is extremely small and is surrounded by some of the biggest school systems in Northern Virginia. There are three types of teenagers: the preps, wannabes, and nerds. Everyone knows everyone and by 12th grade you are dieing to leave this forsaken town.

The hottest girls to ever live here were erica and heydi.

-"Hey, what school do you go to?"
-"Manassas Park High School."
-"Never heard of it."

by piaaa! January 20, 2009

manassas

one of the best cities in the western hemisphere... seriously its full of immigrants and people from all over... Hispanics, whites, blacks, arabs, asian, the whole deal. georgetown south and the occasional trailer park are places that uptight white folk might want to stay away from though...

"hey we're thinking of going to DC for the summer want to come?"
"naah man manassas is where all the good stuff is happening"
"oh good idea let's go to manassas"

by kris1490 August 14, 2006

manscuse

an excuse that a person, typically a man, uses to get out of household work

When I asked James to clean the kitchen counter he said I should do it because I would like to. Ugh, what a manscuse.

by scusemeze April 21, 2021

manassas

a place in northern virginia where hicks and redneck rebels mostly run it
mixed with some hispanic and black but mostly hicks. they try to make up gangs to protect them selves from real gangs there closest neighbor Centreville . centreville gangs are probably the only real gangs in northern virginia because of some neighborhoods on welfare in it including The Meadows, The Knolls . and D-Block.

yo we be gangstas right?
yeah lets go to centreville?
NO there way to gangsta for us were just trying to fit in

by Deboh February 2, 2005

manscuse

Excuses you get from the man in your life everytime you ask for something.

I'm tired of hearing all your manscuses.

by ILL MOMMA July 6, 2014