manjunch

A man who likes other men. Typically in his bunt.

My friend is a manjunch, with his boyfriend always trying to get him up his butt.

by Sofaking Wetahded July 11, 2006

mudcruncher

Two fags and one coldcocks the other in the ass and when it bleeds he eats out the guys ass with a mouthful of blood and shit, then the other guy blows him and keeps the jizz in his mouth and then they mix it together. Then the guy who got fucked in the ass swallows the mix and then vomits the stuff eith puke onto the other guys dick and jeks him off using the vomit chunkies for extra feeling

THUMPER93Z invented the mudcruncher with his boyfriend.

by Taldir January 28, 2005

Mapcrunch

A website that uses a multitude of street map pictures taken in 3D to simulate many different cities, areas, and landmarks all around the world.

"Okay so I decided to play that Mapcrunch game and WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MOTHER FUCKING AIRPORT!?"
"FUCK"

by TehBatz April 24, 2012

Wo-mancrush

When a straight man has a crush on a woman, not in a sexual way, but rather in a way he would have a "mancrush" on another man.

Some dude: "Priti Patel and Jodie Foster are my wo-mancrushes."

by RoundenBrown June 17, 2020

manranch

Another ludicrous term for male semen. For those of you still scratching your heads; think of the white, creamy texture of your salad dressing. No comparison on the taste, however.

Mmmm...gimme some of your manranch.

by Sally Tomato March 17, 2008

manrancher

1. Brokeback Mountain
2. A woman who harvest men for their sperm.
3. The act of being a white trash slut.
4. Jho or Britney Spears
5. Probably your mom.
6. A gay man who has many boyfriends, especially when they are married men.

Those guys in Brokeback Mountain were manranchers.

Damn Joseph your mom is such a manrancher.

Amber is a manrancher.

Bobby is also a manrancher.

Britney Spears has been with so many dudes she can be considered a manrancher.

by TabbieTurrets October 27, 2007

malcruncktion

Similar to a malfunction, but caused by being crazy drunk at the time. mal+crunk+tion

Dude, I was walking home last night, stepped off a curb, my foot had a malcruncktion, and I ate some pavement.

by daaddle March 25, 2009