violation of man law

pissing in the one next to an occupied stall
saying something gay
not pulling out
crying for whatever reason unless a herioc dog dies
texting your friends girlfriend after 2 a.m.

john was watching days of our lives and noticed jill broke up with tom and he started ballin like a bitch, violation of man law!!!

by haironmycock February 11, 2008

Unbreakable Man Law

humorous rules of engagement for the opposite sex.

Dude, you just can't do that - it's like an "Unbreakable Man Law!"

by Jason Bowers June 10, 2010

georgia law man

A total fucking banger of a song by Poor Mans Poison

“Hey man, have you heard the song Georgia Law Man? It totally slaps.”
“Shut the fuck up Jeremy and help me hide the body”

by Radeblade October 8, 2020

man-in-law

Someone you girlfriend/wife used to date and she may or may not still have feelings for

Tom: I caught up with John yesterday
Jim: Ha! You mean you man-in-law...remember your wife Jackie used to date him for a while before you
Tom: Shit.. no wonder we never became friends

by Ninety-five August 27, 2010

Good Law Man

Best exemplified by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, until they screwed him out of his pension!

Random Citizen: Roscoe was a good law man. That was, until they voted to not award him his pension.

by EagleAS October 28, 2018

Orange Man’s Law

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.

An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”

by whatever. whatever September 24, 2019

Man's Law

An unspoken, unwritten law, whereas one man will not expose another man's attempt to get action on the side . Ironically, one of the only ways to find out about said law, is to break it.

"Hey man that was fucked up telling Christine about Josh's fling. That's breaking Man's Law bro."

by Nathan V. October 2, 2008