joe mazzello

the suspected boyfriend of ben hardy (mainly cardboard cutout ben) and is the cutest human in the world, who loves to scream dramatically. he was in movies such as undrafted, jurassic park, wooly boys, the cure and most recently he played the lead bass guitarist in Queen, John Deacon, in bohemian rhapsody<3

me: joe mazzello is the cutest bean in the entire world
friend: who’s joe mazzello
me: he was in jurassic park. the pacific? the social network.

friends: still nope
me: he was john deacon in borhap
friend: oHHHHH

by dumb_bitch_XD April 3, 2019

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mazel tov, bitch

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

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Joe Mazzello

Joe Mazzello loves to scream. He played John Deacon in the 2018 movie Bohemian Rhapsody

He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there?!

Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!

Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?

Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!

by foxy_unicorn22 April 13, 2019

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Marzel

This girl, she's got mad skills. She always makes people want to laugh. She got major swag. Marzel loves the latest music with the sickest beats. She's shy, but when you really take the time to know her, you won't regret it. Her personality is unlike anything or anyone you'll ever meet. She's nice and loves to joke around all the time. She's a tough girl who knows what she wants.

Guy 1:Dude, you know that cute girl, Marzel?
Guy 2:Yeah, bro! She got some kick-ass swag!

by mickiedees February 3, 2012

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