Memphis Mauler

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.

Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler

by Blinggy August 17, 2017

mauled

(i) To be overwhelmed by the effects of drink or drugs.

(ii) To be beaten by another person at a game or in any context whatsoever.

(iii) To shag a bird.

Eg, "I was absolutely fucking mauled last night"
Eg, "I got completely mauled by/at ...."
Eg, "Did you maul Laura last night?"
Eg, "It was a 6-0 mauling"
Eg, "I'm gonna give you a good fucking mauling at pro evo"

by Richard Torrance March 3, 2008

chandelle maule

The name given to Emmanuel Neville Cenac, the newly appointed Governor General of St. Lucia. In French the phrase "Chandelle Maule" refers to soft candle.

Chandelle Maule is the new Governor General of St. Lucia who crossed the floor, betraying the trust of the people of Laborie and by extension, St. Lucia.

by jimcocosnow April 24, 2018

mamler

the type of person who eats trail mix, sails, hikes, is a VEGAN, and has no idea what is going on around them. caution: may be a hippie.

"ugh she is such a mamler."

by Frank 123456 May 25, 2008

darth mauled

to be completly destroyed, and to metaphorically see your own legs fall infront of you as you die.

archie: wahahaha
nick: oh son i got darth mauled!

by cheeseandchewie November 6, 2008

Muffin Top Mauler

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011

mauler

A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.

"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."

by nate d. September 27, 2006