Malthius

rectum - from the latin term..
'rektumis anusris', meaning "large brown hole"

l have a lagre dildo, inserted in my Malthius.

by Plato July 20, 2004

malthius

To have a large ego

Get rid of your Malthius

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

mathusum

A person trying to pretend to be a human.

You seem strange, kind of like a mathusum.

by MathuSum Mut January 31, 2014

mathush

Sexy boy, sexy personality , smart confident and can always make a person laugh

Mathush cheered up the world

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mathusha

She is a very caring and nice girl who lives her friends and family .she always loves to study and get amazing graded.she has a 2 very nice friends called ayah and leila.

"my friend is such a mathusha "

by By ayah December 16, 2018

Malthusiasm

Embracing the coming conditions of a precipitous population decline (as described by Thomas Malthus) with a cheery disposition.

She greeted the news that the Soylent Green supply was going to be particularly plentiful next year with great Malthusiasm because it made such a lovely platform for cheese.

by Thameron December 31, 2008

Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011