matthew malkin

Matthew Malkin is a really HOT AND ATTRACTIVE SEX GOD !! Everyone wants to be him , he's extremely funny and loves to make himself look like a nob head

Oh my gosh! Have you seen that Matthew Malkin over there!

by TheD23 February 23, 2017

Evgeni Malkin

A complete pussy. A cherry-picker(waits for pick on offensive blue line). He is also a cheap player.

Did you see that late hit by evgeni Malkin

by Oooooooo10 May 29, 2018

Dirty Malkin

Sidney Crosby's mustache. Like a dirty Sanchez. Received from Evgeni Malkin

Did you see Criesby's dirty Malkin in the Playoffs? It was pathetic!

by 13itchyyy February 23, 2011

Making Lasagna

When you cum inside a girl on the first date.

Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.

by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021

Making Poopies

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

Making it stinky

When you're trying to ruin something intentionally

When your bro is making it stinky

"Oh man you made it stinky"

by purplegrrrl1107 August 24, 2020

malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021