marmalized

damage, , destroy ,something from what it first was to resemble nothing

when you have an object, or food and you mess with it to the point that it is unrecognizible as the thing it was before .
so say you have a sandwich and you prod,pick and poke at it so that it does not look like anything, that means you have marmalized the sandwich.

by minniememouse121 April 25, 2010

Marmalized

To get marmalized is to get injured or distorted horrendously to look as if you you could be scooped up into a jar and look like marmalade

Preston: omg that man has been hit by a car he looks aweful
Leon: he is marmalized

by leebubb June 2, 2017

Merkalized

when someone severly beats you at somthing and leaves you like waste

KAIZA: That waste cadet got completely merkalized in that beef init blud

NEAR: Yer u noe that blud he got merkkkked

by KAIZA December 22, 2005

Maleanizer

Girl who makes guys fall in lover with her but she just plays them.
-Female version of a womanizer

Jacqueline is a maleanizer, she's always got a guy or two wrapped around her finder(s).

by Maylor September 7, 2013

alkalized

A pseudoscience term made up by KANGEN to sell water to science illiterates

Bro, buy this really expensive alkalized water filter it make water alive and join my pyramid scheme! It will save you from radicals in your body...

by TheScienceJusticeLeague March 11, 2018

mackolize

The art of making a logical argument without arguing any logic. Making a factual statement without stating any facts. Oftentimes achieved by simply making up a word and/or entire events.

The corporate reports don't appear poignant because no one took the time to mackolize them.

Agree with him or not, Rich's point was very well mackolized.

by Bill McNulty June 30, 2008

Malkaniser

A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.

Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.

Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!

or

Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.

by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008