Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 30, 2024

Makeup Skype Sex

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.

My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her

by thetwombler February 19, 2011

make up sex

After a couple have an argument and decide to settle it with sexual relations.
The best sex there is!

1) You whore....wanna have make up sex?
2) dude, me and da missius had make up sex last night.it was da bomb

by McTony November 5, 2005

Make up sex

A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced

Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess

by DaDapster April 26, 2010

makeup sexting

When you have a “make up sex” session but it happens via text. Usually it follows a fight or disagreement.

Dude! I started a fight with my virtual girlfriend just to get the makeup sexting. It’s so hot!

by Single dad journeys August 9, 2023

Makeupsexual

People who are attracted to makeup, this is perfectly valid and is well known in the LGBTQ community!

She is makeupsexual, she likes makeup a little too much.

by Defnotaminor-attracted-person March 5, 2024