Maison

Maison is a weird child, usually blonde and has no friends, Maison I pretty lonely. Make friends with Maison

Used: “Oh my god I’m gonna be like Maison before long, weird and alone with no friends

by willywagger January 11, 2019

Maison

This is used to describe someone who lies, cheats, tries to force anal on girls and guys, sometimes even dogs. He will hang out with loads of girls and say he isn’t with any of them but the minute you break up, he’s with one of them. Complete wankstain

“Oh yeah bruh have you met that guy? He’s such a Maison!”
“Tell me about it, the things he does”

by ilooklikeharleyquinn February 15, 2020

maison

a very sexy youtuber. Gets lots of bitches, has a lot of money, and is completely clouted

"Oh you know who maison is? He's so sexy and hot"

by deeznuts181832 April 6, 2021

Maison

The whore of the theatre department. That's it. They're also a Leo so what more is there to say?

"If the world is your oyster, then the theatre department is your orgy."
"Maison, stop."

by The Theatre Department <3 April 27, 2022

Maison

Hi maison

Maison is my boyfriend :)

by aanabananaa June 17, 2022

maison

Someone who downloads Grindr after they are left by their girlfriend

He was devastated by his breakup, he maisoned.

by Allinyourmom November 5, 2022

maison matthews indicator

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

by ichimuko August 31, 2020