patrick mahomes prayer

When you are playing football and are about to or are in the process of getting sacked ( probably because your o-line is ass) and you still make a complete pass.

I told that boy say the Patrick Mahomes prayer and chuck the ball and hope it lands and we won 67 to 21

by The joker of Philosophy April 24, 2022

omg what a play by mahomes

the NFL anouncer sucking patrick mahomes off with that gluck gluck 9000

there goes the announcer giving him the mahomes treatment. "omg what a play by mahomes(insert any name here)"

by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023

Patrick Mahomes

The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.

Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame

by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024

The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.

The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.

by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023

Fatty Mahomes

A quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs who relies on the referees for success.

Fatty Mahomes just had another interception called back by a penalty, shocker.

by thecreatorofstupidfat December 10, 2024

Mahomism

The act of being incredibly retarded or insanely stupid. Considered a slur towards the mentally handicapped.

“Did you see Wyatt Fowler last night? He definitely acted like that since he’s in the mahomism club!”

by Lugga12 August 24, 2025