Malkowski

malkowski means farmer. Most people with the last name, such as this, come from Indiana. They aren't ashamed to admit their origin of location, but beware, Indianians are boring people. They claim the "live life on the edge" and constantly brag of their hardcore partys, but in reality, when they are not hiding behind barn doors milking cows they are making videos of themselves playing soccer.

"Hey bro, did you just see my goal?"
"no, how'd you do it?"
"I malkowski'd the goalie!"

by HoHo20 January 11, 2012

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Mirowski

A Perc Demon that pulls retarded amounts of pussy for their amazing looks, and are mostly richer than anyone they know. They tend to have wonderful eyes and have the best sense of humor out of everyone, smarter than you in every way shape and form.

holy shit is that mirowski, yea don't you see the three bitches next to him.

by iluvcrack September 15, 2020

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maslowski

1. A person who sucks at golf, fantasy football, and most sports.

2. Can be used to describe fecal matter
3. Popular term to be called when you say something stupid without thinking first

1. “Don’t even ask that dude to play… he’s such a Maslowski”…
2. “Dammit I stepped in a pile of Maslowski”!!
3. “What a dumb question… typical Maslowski”…

by CooperHawks August 5, 2021

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