magnuss

Everyone wants him to die and he has an abnormaly small penis and asshole. He was raped at birth.

"He is such a magnuss"

by The Best Franko Ever April 20, 2017

Magnuson

The replacement for every thing.

Hay you magnuson

by I'm andreas littlekitten May 12, 2014

magnuso

Magnuso is the fat guy you come across in a raid who will afk to eat every five minutes. You know you have a Great Magnuso, when he uses the grease from his dinner to constantly spam chain lightning.

"Hey Magnuso, what are you doing over there?" "Eating." Nuff said.

by damnthisthingisname October 13, 2013

kevin magnussen

Suck my balls

Kevin magnussen likes sucking balls

by Lando norris December 23, 2019

Magnuson

A beer battered piece of bacon. It is often associated with beef.

Lets meet up with magnuson, hes smelling beefy today.

by dontdothatt January 26, 2009

Magnussing

verb: to insist on poking around stuff to do with the Magnus Institute, despite Alice’s continued efforts to stop you getting yourselves killed.(The Magnus Protocol)

I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing.

by Starcore-marshmellow August 16, 2024

Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.

1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"

by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 31, 2009