dick magician

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.

I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.

by Call me Richard January 9, 2017

Magicant

Earthbound Zero/Mother: Queen Mary's subconcience

Earthbound/Mother 2: Ness's subconcience

Earthbound Zero/Mother: In magicant everyone is your friend.

Earthbound/Mother2: Magicant was born from your mind and all of your thoughts of good, evil, beauty, and sorrow.

by Earthbound Espeon May 14, 2003

the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

Reverse Magician

The reverse magician is the friend to whom the term “bros before hoes” has no meaning whatsoever. Accordingly, in a reversal of traditional magic (where a magician makes a girl appear or disappear on stage), this is the friend who is notorious for vanishing from your social group once a girl appears in his life, only to resurface once he is single again.

Man, I haven’t seeing Charlie in ages. I think he is pulling a reverse magician move because since he started dating Yolanda, no one has seen him or heard from him.

by AG5000 October 22, 2013

Rectal Magician

A young man having the capability to slip in his magic slong in to your brown bottom top hat
Or in layman terms sneaky anal trashing

My father was a great rectal magician

He didn't even notice him slip it in, he must be a rectal magician

by Potato Gremlin >w< June 9, 2015

dark magician girl

duel monster from Yu-gi-oh, unfortunately, most people don't care about her abilities, but her hentai and boobs. See Black Magician Girl

I summon, the all powerful, Dark Magician Girl

by World Domination February 25, 2005

armchair magician

A person who studies and discuses the arts of magic(k), treating themself as an authority on both the practical applications as well as the histories behind the techniques, with very little (usually none) actual experience in its use. This is a person who has probably read a great deal of literature written by members (or ex-members) of the Golden Dawn and/or a great deal of metaphysical theory (Chaos Magick being a common choice). Generally, these people come in one of two varieties, a: the overly accepting type, typified by the statement, "Well, it should work... in theory" and b: the overly pessemistic type, typified by the statement, "You can't do THAT!". Generally, the second type is deemed more annoying, being that they tend to have a highly negative reaction to any concept, theory, or technique that they have not already read about in a book that has been published for more than ten years. There are some, however, who find things the opposite, finding the rediculous ideas expounded by type a bordering on offensive. (a term generally used amongst Pagans, occultists, and other magic(k)-practicing people)

a: "Well, the theory is sound."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"

b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."

by D351 January 30, 2007