magic wand

a tool used by men to perform impossible tasks for their wives

Honey, When you come home from work could you fix my computer, I have two weeks worth of work that I have not
backed up and my computer says can't read drive C:
Sure, I'll make sure I bring home my magic wand.

by tnick November 11, 2005

magic wand

when you paint your penis to the colors of the rainbow and have sex. after sex you offspring will be colored

i had such a big magic wand, it was beautiful

by ad May 2, 2003

magic wand

wanna c. mine is a genius.

by afdq September 16, 2003

magic wand

magic wand is a blunt of weed.

shit shawty i got this magic wand if u wanna get high

by MAGIC WAND April 23, 2018

Magic wand

It's a mix between weed and a good hash, mixed together with a bit of tobacco, and rolled into a big fat blunt.

Me: Do you wan't to smoke a magic wand?
Them: what the fuck is that?

by ((Yeah_man)) ((420)) December 18, 2019

Magic wand

Magic wand is commonly used to refer to a Trans Girls' penis.

Me: I love magic wand so much.
Other person: You like magic or girl dick?

by Finn :3 March 28, 2024

Magic.Wand

Originating on IRC in programming channels like #asp, #dotnet and #C#, the Magic.Wand is a mythical class library that fixes all of your problems for you. It is self compiling so there is no source code, the API is completely arbitrary and self determining based on your inability to explain what it is you need help with and your general lack of comprehension as to what it would take to accomplish said goals.

user1: plz halp, i need cart for my site thx
user2: use the Magic.Wand object and call the .generateCart() method

by nfn February 23, 2005