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Skeet Magee

The act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. Just like the famous Skeet Magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. He also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph...).

Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Dave: "Did you see the new Superman movie?"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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Scoopsy Magee

When you catch a family member naked and you develop a hardon
I caught my mother naked and i developed a Scoopsy Magee
by The Wiggle October 1, 2021
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Sticky Fingers MaGee

The name you call someone that asks you for something that you have in your hand(usually consumable) and you say in a little bit or something in that nature and they try to take it right then and there anyway.
Alex: Let me have some of that 40!

Richard: Yeah wait up just a second

*Alex tries to get the 40 right out of Richards hand but Richard pulls away*

Richard: Calm down Sticky Fingers MaGee!
by el walrus September 19, 2009
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Sudsy Magee

put a bar of soap up your gf's ass and have her shit it out then wash herself with it while you take a shit and watch her washing herself
she was dirty so i wanted her to get clean with a sudsy magee
by Scott N January 15, 2007
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Stanky Magee

a young lady/man that does not brush, shower, shave :), and/or has some nasty ass acne
damn beotch you are one stanky magee mother fucker
by Elien Dover June 16, 2003
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scroteface magee

a scrotum that resembles a person (mostly a celeberity)'s face
Dude, Martin's balls are a scroteface magee, they look like Jennifer Aniston!
by MotoBuddy August 27, 2006
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