Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Miffs my clit

(v) An action that irritates the fuck out of you.

You know what really miffs my clit?
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

muffstaph

Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.

Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.

by dumnumyuk July 28, 2009

mafsto

Mafsto/mafsta. 90s street slang for "about to"

I was mafsta sock that heffa right in da eye.

by KidNapster April 27, 2005

Maffis

A cool way to describe something big

That’s a maffis dog

by Kevin yes February 6, 2020

maff

Urban Arithmetic

I ain't doing too good in maff class.

by Pewgone Maypops August 21, 2016

miffstew

An alternative way of saying 'missed you' or 'miss you', you are miffed off (angry / upset) and in a stew (a sulk) because you are missing somebody or have missed them

Awwww I miffstew already

I miffstew yesterday

by gardenL October 7, 2009