Maffs

The teenagers word for Maths. A subject which is taken. Consists of 7 participles.
Pronounced maths.

Im off to maffs ou. I hate maffs ou. Maffs is gay ou.

by Guaca Moley December 5, 2007

Maffina

A female with a great love of muffins. This makes the female in question, damn awesome.

You can identify Maffina's by their awesomeness and the sheer level of excitement they show when Muffins are mentioned.

Tony: Dude how much of a Maffina is Giggles?
Rory: I know she goes crazy whenever muffins are mentioned.

Giggles: I HEARD MUFFIN, WHO HAS THE MUFFIN!

by =|1Day|Farseer March 17, 2010

maffine

A drug originating from a muffin; has the tendency to make people laugh at 12 am!


Zeev ate a muffin and tried to spell it.... thus the maffine was created!

ThruBluEyes: maffine
ThruBluEyes: hahahhahah

Notice how maffine everything funny, its a good thing :)

by Its12amOnaSundayNight October 3, 2004

mapfished

When you match on a dating app only to find out they live elsewhere.

“I matched with him on Bumble but he’s just visiting and lives in another state! I’ve been mapfished!”

by SuzC February 8, 2020

ManFist Destiny

The strongly held belief in the gay community that Justin Bieber's asshole will one day be expanded "from sea to shining sea" in order to accommodate the lubricated fist of an adult male. Advocates of ManFist Destiny believe that expansion is not only inevitable but that it is readily apparent ("ManFist" e.g., from the root word "manifest") and inexorable ("destiny"). Believers contend that Justin Bieber is a natural bottom twink, and that it is "only a matter of time" before he will begin to engage in the most revolting and piggish sexual practices known to man. Some adherents believe that ManFist Destiny includes participation in pissboy marathons, the eating of human feces through a gloryhole, and other extreme fetishes.

"Justin Bieber is the Chosen One. He will one day evolve into the ultimate twink, and his ass will be available and ready to accommodate any willing fist. This is not only his Destiny, it is our Destiny. Go in peace, brethren, and rememember that together we share one ManFist Destiny. So say we all."

- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010

by GROSSFATGUY420 April 11, 2010

Maffise

A word that Skye Robertson made up for enormous

Omg That dos is maffise

by skye Robertson March 12, 2019

maffist

A flying mysterious being that holds a spear which can channel beams of light which inverse reality: they protect the world from the evil Vanoi. Usually reffered to as holy and unholy.

You maffist!

by theycallmeoof December 29, 2020