migititis

a condition where a person is under 4foot five and is known to have an inflammation of the small condition/ usuallya person who is socially awkward and has very few interactions with the opposite sex is said to suffer from migititis

unbelievably small individual - migititis

by gotta bounce, enjoy the club March 23, 2011

Wal-martitis

The delusion that prices never go up.

Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

by Environmentally A-Ware July 14, 2010

mactivism

When an activist uses their reputation/beliefs/idealogy as a platform for hitting on people. Often used to persuade people to have sex with you and/or get them involved in your cause.

An animal rights activist uses a particular cause, perhaps at a benefit or demonstration, as a jumping point for conversation with an attractive (physically, intellectually, or whathaveyou) person of their preferred gender, in an attempt to get in their pants. Or at least their telephone number.

I committed mactivism like woah today, when I hit on that cute bikepunk kid at Foodswings and talked to him about Animal Rights.

by dosapottomus October 6, 2006

Mactivist

Someone who vigorously campaigns for Apple products as if the brand was a political cause or religious sect.

Person A: Why does that guy always walk around from person to person to brag about how cool his iphone/ibook/mac t-shirt is?

Person B: He's a Mactivist... spreading the good word is his life's work.

by imapc July 17, 2009

Macktivist

A type of Fuck Boy or Fuck Girl who participates in marches and other activities so that he or she may have access to cute girls or guys who believe in saving the planet. A compounding of "mack" and "activist."

Look at those boys with the "Peace Now" sign -- they ain't nothing but macktivists.

From what I hear, the treasurer of the campus Green Party is a total macktivist.

by Dicktion April 23, 2017

Mattitis

When Someone Doesn't have their medication making them hyper; When Someone has no Ya yo and starts to get psycho; When someone turns unbeleivably gay.

Man, don't you go catchin Mattitis on me bitch!

by creammm January 19, 2005

mooititis

An extreme form of fatness as a result of a disease that inhibits the person from resisting food

People who have difficulty seeing their toes have a the condition mooititis i.e: Rosy O'donnel, Roxanne, Chris Farley

If a person finds themselves waking up to eat that person suffers from mooititis.

by celdoublleu February 13, 2010