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Mutton Machete

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard
by Course Work January 11, 2012
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mathetic

of or related to learning
What is the function of utterances of this kind? ... their function is a learning function ... in the sense that they contribute to the child's learning about the environment.
... so we can interpret this mathetic function as arising from a combination of two other functions, the personal and the heuristic. (Halliday, M.A.K. (2003). The language of Early Childhood. London: Continuum. p. 80)
by Havijoori December 17, 2012
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Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.
Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete
by ltdelicious May 4, 2009
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macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.
I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.
by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011
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Vca.machete

Vca.machete is a hench gymlad who sits on his xbox all day playing fortnite and trying to become a btec faZe Sway on creative.

See also Chaotic Machete
by NickCopyright November 28, 2019
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Machete

Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.
Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete?

Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits!
by skown March 5, 2011
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machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.
Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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