machelor

A Married Bachelor. A married person whose lifestyle is similar to a bachelor's.

Go home Machelor, remember you have a wife?

by bragboy September 20, 2016

Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.

“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.

by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023

matheson

someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.

jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.

by ladela October 24, 2009

Machemo

An adjective describing manly-men who, despite their macho qualities, have a distinct feminine side, generally exhibited through heart felt emotional expression (artistic or otherwise).

Hey, did you see that James Franco movie that just came out?

UGH, that guy is so hot and tough, and yet so in touch with his emotions. TOTALLY machemo.

Yeah, totally.

by RuthOJ2 January 24, 2011

machelor

A potential male suitor you would meet on match.com

I'm trying to narrow down my potential machelors. He was not the right machelor for me.

by beki6 May 26, 2014

matheson

he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room

matheson get your dick outa your sister

by jackkyboy12369 January 11, 2021

Machesney Elementary 6th Grade Academic Class 2017-2018

Literally the best group of people I have ever met. I miss you guys so much and I wish I could’ve stayed. I know none of you will ever read this but if you do, then message me on Instagram or something. I love you guys ❤️

Machesney Elementary 6th Grade Academic Class 2017-2018 rocked
-Dominick Bilich

by Djb236 July 11, 2019