beast machines

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

by bluemuffin May 20, 2009

Machines!

Attractive women with large breasts similar to 'baps!'

(Attractive, busty girl walks past)
Machines!

by Loudvirus September 23, 2008

machinesplain

A variant of mansplain, where the explainer is not a man, but a computer. The interaction is similar in that the computer attempts to rather explain in simple terms, assuming the human is not bright enough to understand the deep machine-learning and algorithmic complexities involved.

I went over the data dump from the overnight job, but it's all just machinesplaining the obvious stuff, nothing enlightening.

by gravitymonkey December 21, 2014

Baby Making Machines

Females of birth giving age.

In addressing the problem of Japan's low birth rate the health minister of Japan, Hakuo Yanagisawa, said that: "Because the number of baby making machines and devices is fixed, all we can ask for is for them to do their best per head."

by Edmund Dorf December 9, 2008

machinescapes

Indescribable visual pattern distortion , binding or constant morphing out of the atypical mundane world around you. Typically experienced during death/ or near death experiences , DMT, or during other high dose psychedelic experiences .

“Dude when Mikes trip was peaking, he was in the machinescapes!”

*Near dear machinescapes are caused by the DMT being released into the brain , the brain does this to help calm those who are fearful of death almost “forcing you” into a peaceful sedated state while your life will literally begin to flash before your eyes*

by Nathan1993 March 31, 2023

Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022

bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!

jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............

by michael foolsley December 7, 2011