samara is my gf boy

Weirdo

Me: That Samara is my Gf Boy girl is weird

Friend: yea ikr

by Samara is my Gf Boy August 7, 2017

rey my gf

Rey is my very hot girlfriend and she deserves the world🤤

I love Rey my gf

by ALEXZXXERRR March 22, 2021

Fabiya my gf

Amazing beautiful GORJUS girl that deserves the world and is so caring and loving. I’m so lucky to be able to call such a perfect girl mine and wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with this gorgeous beautiful looking all around perfection mf

“Omg who’s that sexy mf over there”
“Oh that’s fabiya my gf fuck off pussy that’s mine:)””

by Big penis p March 6, 2022

why does my gf sound so innocent

she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)

gi : hi
me : why does my gf sound so innocent FKHASJKFHASJFHAKFHAMARRYME?

by personallyidk October 3, 2022

Ohk my o gf

A phrase often spoken or typed by people in a severe state of insanity

person 1: "Oh, hey nic-"
person 2: "ohk my o gf"
person 1 "wha-"
person 2 "g)OBB)"
person 1 "please.. you can talk to me, i'm worried about you. you haven't said anything comprehensible for the past two months just talk to me"
person 2: " ̴̿͌. ̶́̄͆͘; ̓͌;̴̆͑ ̴͊͆̕̕.̶͒̏; ̊̒ ͊̊ ̈͠ ̓͑;̶͌͒ ̓͠;̶͊̂. ̈́̓ ͆͘ ̓̌/̴̐͊'̶̆̐.̵̔̀'̵̉͘ "

by bikeh June 17, 2022

my ex gf.com

An internet website where ugly loser guys who get dumped by totally hot girls can post as many sex videos and naked pictures of their ex girlfriend for revenge as much as they want.

Guy 1: Dude! I just posted all of my ex gf's naked pics on my ex gf.com! Revenge is SWEET!

Guy #2: ...You are SUCH a loser. No wonder she dumped your ugly ass.

by C_o_l_a September 20, 2010

My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.

Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??

by samer_exodos June 27, 2016