Mr. T's version of our own
average,
pitiful, England-originating, latin-based, taking-from-basically-all-languages
language.
Where a
normal guy might say, "
I feel sorry for whoever ticks me off next..."
Mr. T will say, "I pity the fool who looks at me funny!"
(That was an example of Mr. T-glish,
just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)