mowing the lawn

When one shaves off all of his or her pubic hairs.

Kaytee: Hey Bria! Guess what? I mowed my lawn today!

Bria: Too much info..

by Kaytee August 7, 2004

Mowing Lawn

To clean up/take care of, someone else's business. Most commonly used when referring to "someone else's business" as women.

To take another man's object of affection, right from under him.

Even though Gary really liked Miley, Adam really 'mowed his lawn' by having sex with her first. Therefore, Adam is really good at 'mowing lawn'.

by doomsday00 February 18, 2009

Mowing the Air

A popular phrase used on the sitcom Trailer Park Boys. Taken to indicate a huge waste of time in the face of work.

Matt: Hey Jack, hows that philosophy paper going?

Jack: I don't even know man, I've been mowing the air hard all day today.

by IamTheLiquor April 30, 2011

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

by FDPatton July 13, 2012

mowing your lawn

attempting to pick up someone else's girlfriend/interest, used in the third party state.

Jesse, look at that guy, he's mowing your lawn!

by the urbanizer December 4, 2003

mowing the grassy knoll

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.

Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

by popcornrules February 28, 2009

Mowing the lawn

kinda like shaving ur pubes

I'm going to mowing the lawn.

by The horses sent me 555 April 5, 2017