Moose Cock

Canandian National past time.

Yea so , ahh yea A. Lest eat some moose cock A.

by Davin January 21, 2004

suck a big dead moose cock

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.

esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.

by Rob Falla October 29, 2004

Bull Moose Cock (BMC)

A man who has a very large wide Wang, similar to either and Bull or Moose. Also very common in the Doctor world to diagnose a man with this syndrome

Did you see Dr. Pat’s wang? It reminds me of a bull moose cock (BMC)!

by Blamski man January 14, 2021

hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!

"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"

by Flip Chick September 9, 2006

infiltrating moose cock

Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked

Mike McDonald was going to hockey practice when he got an infiltrating moose cock up the cornhole

by alex"rus" tsaur October 21, 2003

Mouse Cock

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick

Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock

by Deadliest Catch Xtra Crabs April 21, 2009

Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.

Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013