Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 5, 2007
Get the mona lisa mug.A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.
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- A down and badass honey who will seduce wealthy gullible guys into a one night stand or relationship to set em up and further the con
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by Mamo January 29, 2019
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a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
Get the mona lisa mug.a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)
by dfs2477 October 1, 2007
Get the Mona Lisa mug.A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯
by Dead 92315 March 27, 2019
Get the Mona Lisa mug.When your girl is giving you head, you pull out, cum on her face, and brush your junk over her forehead like a paintbrush, watching her expression go completely blank like the painting
My girl told me to surprise her that night, so as I was about to finish, I gave her a Mona Lisa.... Surprise!!!!!
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