by mark101 June 12, 2008
Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 03, 2007
A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.
by KosherSalt12 November 10, 2021
- A down and badass honey who will seduce wealthy gullible guys into a one night stand or relationship to set em up and further the con
- Honey pot set up
- Honey pot set up
by Mamo January 29, 2019
"Good from far but far from good"
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 20, 2004
1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.
2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.
2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.
He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa
by Citygworl16 October 10, 2020
a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)
by dfs2477 September 17, 2007