I am 21, and I have secretly been having sex with my roommate's 40 year old cougar mom for the past 6 months, MLIAP!
I was gonna get kicked out of college if I didn't get at least a B in my class, I ended up having to do more than flirting to get my professor to change my F to a B, but we finally "came" to an agreement. MLIAP
I was gonna get kicked out of college if I didn't get at least a B in my class, I ended up having to do more than flirting to get my professor to change my F to a B, but we finally "came" to an agreement. MLIAP
by mliap November 5, 2009
Get the MLIAP mug.A person who believes that their Hogwarts Letter of Acceptance got lost (or that the owl did on the way), that ninjas are better than pirates and playing with NERF guns is time well spent.
Also, a typical MLIA-er hates all things Twilight, and enjoys dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. They also choose life goals through mysteryseeker.com.
MLIA-ers can be found en masse at MyLifeIsAverage.com
Also, a typical MLIA-er hates all things Twilight, and enjoys dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. They also choose life goals through mysteryseeker.com.
MLIA-ers can be found en masse at MyLifeIsAverage.com
Person 1: Dude, did that teacher just make an obscure Harry Potter reference, then shoot us with a NERF gun?!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a MLIA-er for sure.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a MLIA-er for sure.
by FreakedOutGeek May 16, 2011
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Get the benjamin milbank mug.The acronym for the website 'Mylifeisaverage.com'.
Possibly the best and most entertaining website EVER, it contains the three things that are required to make someone's day.
1. Irony.
2. Randomness
3. True Life events.
Though the site started as very average and ordinary, with posts such as 'Today I wanted a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich. We were out of Jelly. I just had PB", MLIA has launched into a death spiral of comedy. People from all over the world share events in their life that have occured that other's would find funny, ironic, random, or just plan cool, and are voted upon by readers as 'Average' or 'Meh'.
Heads up; there are many other copycat sites. Fmylife and mylifeistwilight are just a sample. Mylifeisaverage is the original, the best, and the one with the most quality by far.
*WARNINGS*
The readers of MLIA often occur with these traits;
Dis-like if Hatred of Twilight and Miley Cyrus
Lke or Love of Harry Potter
Not so average lives.
Possibly the best and most entertaining website EVER, it contains the three things that are required to make someone's day.
1. Irony.
2. Randomness
3. True Life events.
Though the site started as very average and ordinary, with posts such as 'Today I wanted a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich. We were out of Jelly. I just had PB", MLIA has launched into a death spiral of comedy. People from all over the world share events in their life that have occured that other's would find funny, ironic, random, or just plan cool, and are voted upon by readers as 'Average' or 'Meh'.
Heads up; there are many other copycat sites. Fmylife and mylifeistwilight are just a sample. Mylifeisaverage is the original, the best, and the one with the most quality by far.
*WARNINGS*
The readers of MLIA often occur with these traits;
Dis-like if Hatred of Twilight and Miley Cyrus
Lke or Love of Harry Potter
Not so average lives.
I won a goldfish from a fair, but I when I came home I realized that i had no fish food. Thinking that he'd probably die that night, I fed him crunched up Cheerios. My fish lived off of Cheerios for 2 weeks. Then I finally decided to get him real fish food. I fed it to him. 5 minutes later he died. MLIA.
Today my father and I went to the grocery store. Because we're Bosnian our dishes usually involve garlic so my father had stocked up enough. The cashier gave us an odd look and my father just shook his head, replying with "Just making sure the vampire stalkers stay away from my daughter. You can never be too safe after seeing that sparkly guy from Twilight." Love you pops. MLIA
Today, I read a story of MLIA about how someone was going to start screaming inside their head to see who would react and was thus a mind reader. I thought it was a good idea and decided to try it. I ended up shouting out loud at an old lady. She definitely flinched.
Today my father and I went to the grocery store. Because we're Bosnian our dishes usually involve garlic so my father had stocked up enough. The cashier gave us an odd look and my father just shook his head, replying with "Just making sure the vampire stalkers stay away from my daughter. You can never be too safe after seeing that sparkly guy from Twilight." Love you pops. MLIA
Today, I read a story of MLIA about how someone was going to start screaming inside their head to see who would react and was thus a mind reader. I thought it was a good idea and decided to try it. I ended up shouting out loud at an old lady. She definitely flinched.
by thegreatpandemonium January 31, 2010
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Also, there is a tumblr web log dedicated to this life style. mylifeisavatarthelastairbender.tumblr.com
Also, there is a tumblr web log dedicated to this life style. mylifeisavatarthelastairbender.tumblr.com
by instrumentalsftw October 30, 2011
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Used to describe awful things, Ie: not having the 'right' pair of black shoes within your 20 pair collection. Not being able to stay more days on a European vacation because you have to prepare for another trip, etc
Used to describe awful things, Ie: not having the 'right' pair of black shoes within your 20 pair collection. Not being able to stay more days on a European vacation because you have to prepare for another trip, etc
by Lloydisms June 18, 2014
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