Mistledick

The act of giving her the “D” under the tree.

It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.

by Karen&KyleKoss December 19, 2020

I missed the part where that's my problem

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

Mislead Call

To acknowledgingly call somebody on the phone and say it was an accident or call somebody and not respond when they answer; expecting them to call you back so you can say "Oh, sorry my phone must have called you itself", in fear of them forgetting about you or for their attention.

I pulled the perfect mislead call on my ex last night. She called me back and now we're getting back together.

by kenannn May 31, 2009

missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

Mislead

To move someone in the wrong direction,also to confuse him.

Oh man.I think that guy misleaded me.

by BlackPohatu September 8, 2016

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

missed connection

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.

woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.

by bellewasok April 11, 2005